£24.95
By day:
This Girl Loves Canals with a sweet little anchor icon. Looks like you just came back from a boat holiday.
But night mode reveals the truth.
Glow-in-the-dark ink flicks one tiny letter, and Canals becomes Anal.
We knew it. You knew it. Now they all do.
The Canals hoodie is a filth pun wrapped in fleece. 10/10.
Features:
Glow-in-the-dark text change: canals → anal
Black fleece with a sneaky little smirk
Oversized, ultra-soft fit for nights at sea (or on your knees)
Perfect for outdoor types with indoor filth
Narrow spaces. Deep cravings.
After Dark: it’s all about the back door.