“Love Language” Glow Tee

From the Personality Test Tees collection

Wholesome question. Horrifying answer. Just how we like it.

This tee looks like it belongs in a dating app bio or a therapy session. Sweet, sincere, and full of trust-building fluff:
“What’s your love language?”
☐ Words of affirmation
☐ Quality time
☐ Acts of service

But when the lights go out, the truth glows loud and filthy:
☑ Face down, ass up, used like a cum rag

Printed in soft black vinyl with a hidden glow-in-the-dark confession, this tee keeps your secrets until it’s time to stop pretending.
Want to switch up the filth? You can customise the final checkbox with whatever depraved line lives rent-free in your head.