“Canals” Glow Tee
£24.95
By day, she’s a girl with niche interests.
This Girl Loves Canals floats proudly across the chest, complete with a charming little anchor icon. Outdoorsy. Wholesome. Almost educational.
But when darkness falls, the lettering shifts – and so does the meaning.
Glow-in-the-dark ink makes one tiny adjustment and suddenly, it’s not about boats.
The Canals tee is the ultimate hidden filth — for girls who love wordplay, loopholes, and getting wrecked from behind.
Features:
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Glow-in-the-dark text swap: Canals → Anal
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Black cotton tee with innocent vibes and filthy undertones
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Regular fit with anchor detail (and no moral compass)
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Perfect for smug brats with very specific tastes
Sink the boat. Ride the captain.
After Dark: it’s all about the back door.
