£22.50 – £24.95
Looks like nonsense from across the room.
But if he’s close enough to read it, he’s close enough to follow orders.
“EMPTICOYF” is printed vertically in stretched, glow-in-the-dark text across the front of this oversized tee.
From a distance, it’s cryptic. From below, it’s filthy.
It’s not a suggestion. It’s the end goal.
Oversized fit for maximum comfort and minimal coverage
Optional glow-in-the-dark slogan, only readable from below
Stretchy, soft-touch cotton that clings in all the right places
Machine washable (because let’s be honest, it’s going to need it)